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Use caution – they are watching.
There are four-legged machines [pinball], fermented extracts [craft beer] and interesting sounds [live music] coming from coordinates
42° 57′ 40.5972” N 85° 40′ 7.7376” W.
Commence investigation; report back using secure channels ONLY.
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Upcoming
Shows

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Friday, July 11, 2025 @ 7:00pm
Pretoria + Ficus + Diet Lite + Headband Henny
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Saturday, July 12, 2025 @ 7:00pm
Low Phase (EP release) + Phabies + The Cosmoknights + Dovetail
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Sunday, July 13, 2025 @ 6:30pm
Emery (20th Anniversary of The Question) + Have Mercy + Good Terms
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Tuesday, July 15, 2025 @ 6:00pm
SOLD OUT: Murder By Death (Farewell Tour) + Laura Jane Grace
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Wednesday, July 16, 2025 @ 7:00pm
Ditch Lily + The Skinny Limbs + Violet Scum + Statice
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Pinball
ARCADE
We’ve got one of the best pinball collections in the Midwest! Come try one of our 24 well-maintained coin-operated machines!

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YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD WATERING HOLE
Stop in to the front bar for good tunes and cold drinks! We’ve got draft & canned beer, spirits, wine & seltzers, and lots of non-alcoholic options!

Hours << ARRIVAL // DEPARTURE >>
Mon: CLOSED **
Tue: CLOSED **
Wed: 4pm to 2am
Thur: 4pm to 2am
Fri: 4pm to 2am
Sat: 1pm to 2am
Sun: 4pm to 2am
** Unless we have a show,
then the front bar opens 1 hour before doors.
Contact information << COORDINATES >>
The Pyramid Scheme – Bar & Venue68 Commerce Dr SWGrand Rapids, MI 49503
Phone: Don’t call, insecure channel.
Email instead:
pyramidschemebar@gmail.comFor booking:
go to our booking page