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Use caution – they are watching.
There are four-legged machines [pinball], fermented extracts [craft beer] and interesting sounds [live music] coming from coordinates
42° 57′ 40.5972” N 85° 40′ 7.7376” W.
Commence investigation; report back using secure channels ONLY.
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Upcoming
Shows
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Friday, September 26, 2025 @ 6:00pm
Home Is Where + Forests + Short Fictions + Luck Plunge
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Saturday, September 27, 2025 @ 7:00pm
Mustard Plug + Planet Smashers + The Kilograms + The Write-Ups
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Sunday, September 28, 2025 @ 7:00pm
Starcrawler + Pink Pout + Kat Karnage
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Tuesday, September 30, 2025 @ 7:00pm
The California Honeydrops – Redwood Highway Tour
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The Pyramid Scheme
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Thursday, October 2, 2025 @ 7:00pm
SOLD OUT: Doug Stanhope + Andy Andrist: Cruel & Unusual Comedy
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The Pyramid Scheme
It is important to blend in.
T-Rex Pinball Shirt
$30
Werewolf Shirt
$30
Heron Shirt
$30
Alien Attack Shirt
$30
Scheme TV – Video Playlist
Watch music videos and live recordings of artists playing the Pyramid Scheme in upcoming months.
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Pinball
ARCADE
We’ve got one of the best pinball collections in the Midwest! Come try one of our 24 well-maintained coin-operated machines!
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YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD WATERING HOLE
Stop in to the front bar for good tunes and cold drinks! We’ve got draft & canned beer, spirits, wine & seltzers, and lots of non-alcoholic options!
Hours << ARRIVAL // DEPARTURE >>
Mon: CLOSED **
Tue: CLOSED **
Wed: 4pm to 2am
Thur: 4pm to 2am
Fri: 4pm to 2am
Sat: 1pm to 2am
Sun: 4pm to 2am
** Unless we have a show on a Monday or Tuesday,
then the front bar opens 1 hour before doors.
Contact information << COORDINATES >>
The Pyramid Scheme – Bar & Venue68 Commerce Dr SWGrand Rapids, MI 49503
Phone: Don’t call, insecure channel.
Email instead:
pyramidschemebar@gmail.comFor booking:
go to our booking page